There seem to be no in-between opinions on edginess, people either love it or absolutely hate it. Regardless of where you stand, you may be interested in experimenting with the edgiestPokemonteam possible the next time you boot upyour favorite game from the series. So adjust your glinting glasses and put on your favorite My Chemical Romance tee, because I believe I’ve created the edgiest team possible.
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You’ll be able to dominate your Pokemon rivals with a pure chaotic edge thanks to these six incredible Pokemon. Shockingly, there could have been even more picks for a team like this thanks to Pokemon’s surprise edge, but these might just be the absolute best. And yes, be ready for plenty of Dark-Typeand Ghost-Type Pokemon.
6Cubone
Do I even need to explain this one? Every Pokemon fan knows that Cubone is quite possibly simultaneously the edgiest and most metal creature in existence. That skull that it wears?That’s the skull of its own dead mother. Exactly what had to happen to make Cubone so edgy is anyone’s guess, but I would not want to catch one on a bad day.
Sure, it’s adorable at a glance, but all you need to do is let anyone know the truth about the skull, and people will know that you’ve got one edgy Cubone. If you want to make it even edgier, only ever have it use Headbutt. It’s not going to be all that effective, but your opponent will be shocked and impressed by the sheer level of edge it takes to headbutt a creature while leading with the skull of a dead Marowak. Hard–core.
5Frosslass
First of all, just havingan Ice-Type Pokemonon your team is edgy in itself. Who uses any of those? Second, its favorite food is frozen souls. How one goes about eating a soul is one thing, but freezing a soul first is a whole other question. No one is going to want to be near such an edgy being.
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Then there’s the fact that it’s believed Frosslass only exists because a woman lost her life and possessed an icicle. I don’t think I need to explain why someone might be a little upset by the fact that, of all the things they could possess, they wound up controlling something whose weakness is a mildly sunny day. Look at Frosslass’ base pose too, you know that thing is up to something. Something edgy.
4Lokix
Bug-Type and Dark-Type? Don’t get too wild on us now! Combining two lesser-loved typings into the beautifully edgy design of Lokix was a stroke of sheer edgy genius. This is made all the better by the Pokedex entry for the creature mentioning that it can enter a kind of “showdown mode” to get the edge over its opponents.
I don’t know what a “showdown mode” is, and I’m not sure that I want to know. All I know is that anyone with something referred to as “showdown mode” is far too edgy for me to mess with.
The mode could mean that Lokix is simply only in it’s first-form, meaning its enemies are in for a Dragon Ball Z-style multi-form beating, but it could also mean that it’s about to whip out a duel disk and absolutely obliterate fools with its Dragon Link deck. Either way, Lokix seems like the type of Pokemon a smart person would want to stay clear from, leaving it ripe for the picking for an edgy team.
3Gothitelle
I wouldn’t want to fight a Pokemon that looks like Ben Stiller at the end of Zoolander, but I absolutely would want one on my team. Gothitelle brings the edge, and probably all the sass in the world given that it looks like it’s about ready to walk a runway, and not care the entire time. What is with all those weird things on its head? I don’t know, but I’m just not edgy enough to get it.
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All an edgy Gothitelle would need is the fantasticPsychic-Type Confusionand some Fake Tears, and all of its foes would be unable to combat it. It could be crying fake tears because it’s upset about a fight, or it could be because it just remembered that awesome poem it wrote in its head the night before, we’ll never know because we “just don’t get it.”
2Cacturne
I’m already of the opinion that cacti are the edgiest plants you can own, and not just because of obvious reasons. Creating a living cactus and then having the absolute gall to give it a stylish hat resulted in one of the edgiest Pokemon one could add to their team.Cacturnes are said to follow travelers at night, waiting for them to become exhausted, and I don’t even want to know what it does next.
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It’s possible that it tips its stylish little cactus hat to the weary traveler, never failing to refer to them as “milady,” and cooks them a warm meal. Considering Cacturne is a Dark-Type, and we all know just how edgy the creators of Pokemon like to be from time to time, we can guess that probably isn’t the case. Also, it’s a plant creature that lives in the desert, it takes a certain kind of edgy to defy nature and thrive in a desert.
1Darkrai
I’m sorry, but I will never be convinced thata Dark-Type Pokemonthat can live in people’s dreams, causing them never-ending nightmares, isn’t one of the edgiest Pokemon in existence. Hilariously, that’s apparently how a Darkrai defends itself, so it just accidentally opens a can of never-ending torment by complete accident.
I think it’s also worth noting that I’d only ever seen a Darkrai floating, but apparently, it can have hilariously thin legs, and not caring about leg day is as edgy as it gets. It’s also made out of what looks like fog, and as we all know, a foggy day is the edgiest type of day there is. When your moves-list features mostly words like dark, nasty, and shadow, it’s safe to say that you’re one edgy little Pokemon.
